uncle pete

a nickname for the Union Pacific Railroad company, typically used by Union Pacific employees.

I had to wait at the crossing for uncle pete to pass by.

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uncle fucker

Profanity. got famous after the hit movie "South Park"

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Uncle Jimmy

A large gut/stomach usually caused after years of excessive drinking, or lack of excercise.

Dude, that guy on the beach...his Uncle Jimmy is huge.

Man, everybody's got an Uncle Jimmy with the size of his fat ass.

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Uncle Ernie

1. A faceless benefactor who pays for lunches, dinners, happy hours and rounds of golf. In return, you must endure some type of Ernst & Young abuse

2. EY's way to make it up for the significant salary differences between you and your friends at PwC, KPMG and/or Deloitte

"Dude, don't order another round shots. It's like $120 bucks." "Don't worry. Let Uncle Ernie pick up this round."

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drunk uncle

The one who chose the bottle's curves over a woman's curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.

The family portrait never included drunk Uncle Fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.

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dirty uncle

When your uncle kisses you and he tries to stick his tongue down your throat.

When I ran into Steve's dad the other day, he gave me a kiss and tried to slip me the dirty uncle.

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uncle honey

the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winter." has a cat named boo-boo

"darling, could you mix up a cocktail and set two extra places at the table? uncle honey and boo-boo are here"
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."

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