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Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021


Spiritual Union.

Of one purpose, to enjoy each other physically, emotionally and spiritually. To love each other, near or far, here or there, at anytime.. To be united in mind and purpose, see union, see spiritual love. See marriage.

Spiritual union... man...best thing ever. Sex without the marriage or physical hassel and mess of actual physical unions. Anytime, anywhere, spiritual unions.

by DeSexbot March 5, 2022