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An annoying, yet addictive slang for when someone has nothing else to say.
Whoever: "What's your favorite color?"
You: "Ur mom."
Ur Mom’s so fat, when she went to McDonald’s, they called Wendy’s for backup
Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.
But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
For example, you can
1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.
2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.
3. How's your mother doing these days?
4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.
5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
Use this to immediately destroy someone.
Joe: Yo sup.
Mario: Ur Mom.
Joe:*implodes*
ur mom iss hott and definty has good pussy to smash with