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WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting

Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves

by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024


Walmart

A place where you can get a rifle, ammo, a bandana or ski mask, a pair of grillz, and a crowbar, but you cannot get a quality rap CD.

Im not saying walmart is for cheapskates, but walmart is for cheapskates.

by ɯ August 29, 2018


Walmart

A store were you can see a guy strangling a cat with waffles.

Yesterday I saw 2 chickens fighting in Walmart.

by FPG1321 September 30, 2019


Walmart

To remove an item from its intended location and place it somewhere it does not belong. This process is traditionally recognized at any Walmart superstore, (and perhaps originated there) however, it is a common practice noticed all over the world. For example, one decides an item in their cart is no longer needed, therefore, said item is deposited within the proximity of wherever such decision was conceived, perhaps when no one is looking.

To Walmart an item.
To Walmart something.
Somebody Walmarted that puppy.

"Oh, Jessica, that sweater is super cute! I'm getting it!" .... 10 minutes later... "hmmm, you know what, I don't want this sweater anymore. When nobody's looking, I'm gonna Walmart it right there, lol".

by idowhatiwant2 January 10, 2014


Walmart

The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.

Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”

by Sky Jade August 01, 2022


Walmart

That one store where you have to hunt down a Manager to buy a stick of deodorant

Walmart where all the employees are on break at the same time

by DarkSoldier0238 November 16, 2021


Walmart

A mixed breed dog that is named after a retailer

Look at that Walmart barking.

by SPrice1980 May 13, 2022