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When charlie is full up of chocolate and now wants cum
Charlie got willy wankered after his 3 chocolate bar
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You seem like one yourself by complaining about it and acting like you aren't cynical. Now that's cynical.
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coke-addled wanker spending parties in a 'coke cycle': exchanging looks with your little entourage and then going off for a toot in the toilets; dabbing every last molecule of powder off the cistern; and then rejoining the gathering with a sudden inexplicable burst of talkativeness before lapsing into frozen, jaw-clamped silence as you wait for the next line.
I was at a party and wanted this chick, but she turned out to be a total coke wanker.
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Anyone above the midlands in England. They are all farmers and wifebeaters, and wear wellington boots to social activities. Watch Coronation Street.
Northern Wanker: "Alight deeerrr louv coulde get me'a bruuuu aaye?"
Translated: "Could you get me a cup of tea please?"
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One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party.
Look at that guy, he's lan wanking!
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someone from warwaick whoes a fuck off lanky cunt, with a disgusting gormless face and goggle eyes. completly under the thumb. has a fat penis. has moobs. sticks his toe up fannys. got off with gobble. is an insect fucker. likes sexy ginges. gimp. has a big sexy mum
"that lanky fucker over there is a warwick wanker"
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Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard
Willy wanker
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