You Wanna Put What Where Girls

Just by looking at her you can tell she'd be boring in the bedroom. She's classy, conservative, ladylike and a starfish in bed, only participarting in vanilla sex. She'd be horrified at the thought of giving a blow job. Asking her to partake in some anal action would have her shrieking "You Wanna Put What Where?".

Guy: "Look at that chick, shes fuckin hot!"

Other Guy: "Yeah but she'd be one of those You Wanna Put What Where Girls"

Guy: "Ahh tru dat"

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Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with fennel!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger, it comes with fennel!"

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I wanna hippity hop out a window

When you hear or see something so bad that it makes you want to jump out a window and kill your self

“Oh my god brad just broke up wth me, I wanna hippity hop out a window”

“This is so stressful, I wanna hippity hop out a window”

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I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

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I wanna suck your dick letter

Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes

Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D

You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?

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Do you wanna know de way?

In the game VR chat you travel to a certain Island (named the Ugandian knuckles island)where you find a deformed shorter creepier version of knuckles (from sonic) that you are able to equip as a skin. Any player visiting the island will be visited by a crowd of the Ugandian knuckles (players)screaming the odd phrase "Do You Wanna know de way" mockin the Ugandian accent.

Me:enters the Ugandian island

The knuckles: Do YoU WaNnA kNoW DE WaY?!

i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

when ur horny for that cutie and u wanna hu with him in the school washroom

sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

sam: same i’m literally in love with him