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self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 7, 2011


Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 21, 2018


Deep wash

Putting a water bottle right to the back of your throat to drink it.

Person 1: "Hey, can I have some of your water?"

Person 2: "Yeah, just don't deep wash."

by Basketcasethatisconfusedaboutm July 3, 2019


White Wash

White washing is basically turning a black / non-white character to a white character. An offensive thing to do towards blacks/ non-whites.

a: Huh? Isn't Kaeya a tan character?
b: Yes he is, he is white washed here.

by hiiso June 28, 2021


log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C November 27, 2015


Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.

Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.

by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011


Bosch-wash

A term used to describe a particularly awkward and intrusive sexual position. However this word can also be used to describe a washing machine made by a well known appliance manufacturer.

"Judging by the way that Jenny was walking, she had obviously just had a good bosch-washing!" or " Hopefully James has put my clothes in the bosch washer I will need that shirt later!"

by LE2 ... November 25, 2009