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While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands
I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash
To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.
I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash
Putting a water bottle right to the back of your throat to drink it.
Person 1: "Hey, can I have some of your water?"
Person 2: "Yeah, just don't deep wash."
The act of sucking dick.
Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.
That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.
The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.
Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.
A concept in which there's a car wash-style spinning brush but instead of a ton of spinning flaps it's a ton of spinning dicks, and instead of the car, it's someone who's sexually promiscuous. The concept is used when you've had an influx of sexual partners/potential sexual partners, or when you are going dick hunting at the bar or club.
"Oh my gosh I've been flirting with so many guys recently I feel like I'm going through the dick wash!"
"Let's go out tonight, I haven't had sex in so long , I need to go through the dick wash"
A term used to describe a particularly awkward and intrusive sexual position. However this word can also be used to describe a washing machine made by a well known appliance manufacturer.
"Judging by the way that Jenny was walking, she had obviously just had a good bosch-washing!" or " Hopefully James has put my clothes in the bosch washer I will need that shirt later!"