Random
Source Code

Weed Hitler

When someone is the only person in the group with weed and thinks that they can then dictate everything about anything going on in the group. Most often named Bobby.

Bobby: Well... breh. i seem to be the only one with weed so i think that we should go to taco bell.
Shannon: BREH! stop being such a weed hitler!
Bobby: .....breh.
Niko: DUDE IM SO FUCKIN HIGH WHAT IS GOING ON.

by Murkee November 12, 2010

43๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weed Genius

Someone who, after years of excessive use of Marijuana, has begun to believe that they are intellectually enlightened and superior to the average person, based on nothing more than their 'opened mind.'

"Dude, did you hear what the Weed genius was trying to do?"

"Naw mang, what?"

"He was trying to use 12 hard drive magnets, a plastic fan, a screwdriver, and some copper wire, to single handedly end the world's energy crisis."

by Zelrion August 12, 2013


Cunt Weed

A tuft a vagina hair. Left over after it is shaved.

I was using her bathroom and there was cunt weed on the floor.

by Puttayto March 5, 2015


Mountain of weed

A Mountain of weed is when ground weed is dropped on a flat even surface to create a small pile. The point when the slopes of the pile have equal shear and the slopes begin to fail, the pile becomes a Mountain of weed.

I smoked a Mountain of weed last night!

by THL**** December 25, 2012


field weed

Really good Marijuana, picked out of a field, unaltered by additives

I prefer field weed to that laced with PCP.

by ingassister February 20, 2015


radiator weed

When the weed you get was dried to quickly/forced and as a result your weed is not consistently dry throughout the bud, it's slimy on the inside when you break it open, it tastes like grass, and the high lasts like 15-20 minutes. Biggest waste of tree you could possibly do... Growers, I'm speaking on behalf of the entire stoner community, please take the time to properly dry and cure your weed.

Grower: "Dude I can't wait any longer, this OG Bubba Kush is just begging to be smoked! I'm finna start harvesting homie."

Consumer: "Nah nigga no ones gonna wanna smoke that shitty radiator weed! Trust it's gonna be worth it waiting another week."

by Fvcktrill May 5, 2015


Stunt weed

fake marijuana used in tv shows like weeds and movies like pineapple express.

man, there musta been a lot of stunt weed in pineapple express

by BryceThe Hippie May 27, 2009

176๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž