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Baby, most people flog the dolphin, but with me you have to flog the whale
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1. Annoying bitches who have pissed you off and are also fat. Usually permanently annoying and makes you want to impale every single fat person with a rusty spear.
2. The girl you walk by in the hallway at school is always like WAHHAHAHA OR HEY (FRIEND), WHHATTTSS UPP?? in that fucking annoying only-whale tone you can't quite put your finger on without going insane.
3. Sure they have friends, usually those annoying blonde and skinny bitches who are so fucking annoying as well. They usually like to dry dock themselves on the couch and eat continuously.
4. They never EVER eat in front of their boyfriend if they manage to get one for one sad reason, God Bless the boy who was lured in by a sick sense of low self-esteem and/or loneliness. The fat whale usually likes to laugh like BAHAHAHAHA because well....you'd do that if you were fat too...right?
5. Thinks she is popular on myspace with all those friends...but...is really not. Who's gonna say no to a friend invite if you know/have heard of/seen them in school or work?
6. Loves cake and little cute things like bows and hello kitty shit. Honestly...that stuff makes whales look fatter....it just does okay?
7. Hated by MANY. Period.
Josh: Hey man did you see that fucked up annoying whale over there?
Jake: Yeah I know her, thats Katie the whale. Shes so fucking annoying with her fucked up laughs and her annoying little friend greetings and pathetic fucking dumbass gestures.....it's hilarious...and the best part is.... SHES HUGE!!!
Both: Hahahahahaha.......!
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A delicious beverage invented by Spelda. Much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. Coming soon in Chocolate and Strawberry.
When all the cows die out, you'll want a glass.
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a giant whale which appears at times of epic fail.
'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
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When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.
"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."
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A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.
Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.
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A term used to describe when someone has screwed you over, out-smarted you or just basically made an idiot out of you. It was first heard being discussed by students at Canterbury Christ Church University: Thanet Campus. It was first coined after a certain teacher constantly gave suprise assingments, poor marking, and generally aimed to catch us out at every turn.
An example would be coming into University to find a deadline had been pushed back a week on the same day that we were given a new assingment. "Oh man, he's totally Blue Whaled us now"
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