What the balls

Less severe way of saying "What the fuck" or "What the hell". Used to express confusion, shock, or frustration. Also used on the Internet in it's acronym form "WTB".

Ex. "Can you believe that Steve and Ashley hung out last night?" "What the balls? No way dude!"

or "What the balls is that?!"

or "What the balls is taking you so long?"

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What the Truck

also means what the fuck

Yo what the truck are you doing

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what's crackin'?

A greeting, synonymous with greetings such as "What's going on?"

Hey man, what's crackin'?

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hell the what

If someone says this, they are asking you:

" What the hell are you what the helling?"

Person: WHAT THE HELL?!

Another person: Hell the what?

What the Jack?

A phrase sometimes used to avoid cursing, sometimes by professors. A similar reference can be found in Matlab using the 'why' command.

When the problem didn't work out as expected, the professor exclaimed, "What the Jack?!"

What the breeks

A quirky and PC version of the ejaculative "what the fuck?"

Teagan: yo! why am I finding out TODAY that we have a 16 year old half-sibling?!
Morgan: what the breeks?!

What time is it

The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.

It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.

Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.

the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)

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