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Wienered

The action of putting a hotdog in someone’s pant’s pocket while they are distracted.

“Did you see those left over hotdogs?”
“Yeah, Jim wienered Ron. Look at his left pocket!”

by Gonzolinguist October 9, 2022


douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017


wiener nugget

A small little boy about the size of a parking cone, with a peanut shaped head, and no hair.

That little boy is such a wiener nugget!

by Jristau August 16, 2021


wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.

Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017


Wiener winner

When a girl impresses a guy so much she wins his wiener

Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?

by I like penguinssss March 29, 2024


winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.

To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.

by QuacksO October 28, 2022


Wiener Whistle

When you suck a dick and it somehow makes the sound of a whistle.

Dude last night it got so awkward when she made that wiener whistle.

by SoulOfDragon May 1, 2016