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The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.
Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!
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An older guy that drifts around and tries to hang out with random crowds in order to gain easier access to young girls, especially at the workplace during lunch or smoke breaks.
TJ: "Look at ole man Grant going to lunch with those intern girls."
Martin: "Yeah that's drift wood trying to wash up on Amber's beach."
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It's like morning wood, but you get it before going to sleep. It's an erection that just keeps you awake for a while and you can't fall asleep with it. One simply has to work it out.
Mom: Go to sleep honey!
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
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a cigar with a wooden tip. middleton's black & mild wood tip since 1856, swisher sweet wood tip.
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"Pop Wood", "Popped Wood" or "Popping Wood" refers being happy or joy-filled. One of the simple pleasures of youth was running through the forest (or any wooded area) and blissfully hopping over the logs, branches and sticks that were strewn about. That term reflects back to and is a remembrance of that purest of joy.
I pop wood everytime I get to visit with my grandkids.
When I saw how beautiful my daughter was on her wedding day, I popped wood.
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Chris Wood is an American actor. He is mostly know for his roles as Kai Parker, Jake Riley and Mon-El.
Chris Wood is such an amazing actor. He also has an incredible voice and can play the guitar, drums and piano!
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