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When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness
Iv got drippy willy now
The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.
Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!
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To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.
My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.
When you have the worst diarrhea of your life and should not be further than 4 seconds from a toilet. This mainly happens after eating at Willies's Grill and Ice House, but can happen at any eating establishment. You will think you have got it all out of your system, but once you stand up from the toilet, your stomach tells you its time to go again.
Boy 1: Hey let's go eat at Willie's
Boy 2: Nah man that gives me Willie's belly
one hipster individual that feels the need deceivingly steel ones fellow hipsters penis
Harvey: wheres my penis gone #yolo
Jeffrey: Gareth took it!
Harvey: Damn! he such a willy feind!
When someone willy wancha's. They willy wancha.
Billy: "oh mah gah Karen I willy wancha's."
To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....
The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
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