Yamness

When you are so much of a hot mess you can no longer function properly.

Jiun: I could barely type a full sentence today
Izzy: wow such yamness

Yammed

Ate

i yammed that whole cauliflower sandwich that i was gifted by a lady, but i didn't yam the bread, cos carbs, fam.

Are you gonna yam that sandwich or not fam?
Why you worried about my sandwich tho fam?
Cos if you aint yammin, it, i will!
Move from me fam, and let me yam my sandwich in peace. mans all up in my bizniz. cho!

Yammed

High as FUUUUCK off weed.

"I was so yammed last night i ate an entire batch of brownies."

Yammed

To throw/push something

This kid just yammed me

Yammed

A secretive transfer of a yam or sweet potato to a receiving party without their knowledge

1. Elliot’s been yammed by post.

2. It appears I’ve been yammed in the pretzel packet.

Yammed

Stoned, high, hammered, a really great sense of euphoria after smoking cannabis.

Often seen as the yam emoji when typed out, but is interchangeable with the word.

I am so yammed right now that I bought out all the Lady Gaga Oreos and Reese's Puffs when I went to buy dinner at the grocery store.

yam yak

noun: Food that tastes so good it makes you want to give up your earthly possessions.

verb/adjective: Derived from the word yammy, to consume comfort food that’ll cheer you up more than sexual intercourse with a yammy; pussy.

John Doe: I just bombed my final and feel like shit.
Maree: that’s ok, I have something special planned to help you later tonight. 😉
John Doe: I think I’ll yam yak at Chick-Fil-A instead.
*30 minutes later*

John Doe: That was a hell of a yam yak, I spent $30 at Chick-Fil-A I feel loads better now.