Milf Milker

An ass hole friend; who you walk in on milking your mom.

The milf milker milked Kayla duPont last weekend; she has huge tits!

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jailbait milf

An underage (Jailbait) Mother I'd Like To Fuck.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a Jailbait MILF.

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MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

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milf weed

Awesome weed grown and distributed by a MILF

Its the MILF weed, nigga just cant quit
Its the MILF weed, nigga can i get another hit?

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Milf Central

Day Care or the local Supermarket, where the upscale young mothers frequent.

"I'm headed for Milf Central to drop off the kids."

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MILF Wrecker

Tasty beverage that is a derivative of a Sangria. Recipe:

1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)

The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.

This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.

The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.

At the gym.

Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.

Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.

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Office Milf

A hot mother who is too conservative to be a regular milf, but at the office, classy enough, and definitely fuckable.

Karen (mother): Today when i was at work, my secretary looked up at me, and got a boner..
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.

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