Dry Turkey

A person who acts unusually white/uncool, lame ect. Much like "jive turkey" just a bit worse.

"Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"

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The Flying Turkey

When a man or woman is giving head, she or he put arms behind their backs and starts flapping like a Turkey. Also if the penis comes they respond with 'Gobble, Gobble'

Jillian - ''Oh My God! Becky. I gave my boyfriend The Flying Turkey last night!!''

Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''

Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''

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turkey face

The confused, paranoid, and often guilty look found upon the face of a person who has just ingested a significant amount of marijuana.

Upon entering the living room of his fraternity house, the kid's obvious turkey face tipped off the rest of the group that he had been indulging in bong hits while upstairs in his bedroom.

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Turkey Snout

A long, wrinkly piece of skin that is connected to a vagina up in the clitoral region and hangs down at least an inch, two or three is better. This "snout" looks identical to the snout (or snood, for those who know a turkey's anatomy) that hangs off a turkey's beak.

If you ever come across a pussy with a turkey snout, make sure you suck it! She'll love it!

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Turkey Ass

explosive nuclear diarrhea from eating massive amounts of turkey.

after thanksgiving i had a serious bout of turkey ass.

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turkey bacon

A wannabe police officer. Often times obese "security" officers.

"Dude, yur going 20 over and there's a cop right there!"
"Cool it man, it's just some turkey bacon."

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Cold Turkey

The ultimate Minute to Win It challenge. The contestant has 60 seconds to ejaculate starting completely flaccid (cold turkey) and using no pornographic material whatsoever.

British Lady: Your million dollar challenge is...Cold Turkey
*Audience groans*
Contestant: In front of all them? On national television?
Guy Fiere: Let's hope you can finish strong!
British Lady: Your time begins...now.

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