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Jesus is a crazy Mexican but good to hang out out with and hes really bad at fornite though.
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A Jew. (this is for all Christians who believe that being mean to Jews is cool and it has to do with Christ) Jesus was born by a harlot in the year 7 a.d. he was born a jew, he died a jew. he was killed by ROMANS (not other Jews). Also, the Roman emperor burned him on the cross while eating dinner, so he was not taken off.
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This BITCH is just Sausage backwards here's an example
Oh I believe in Jesus the Sausage
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Jesus
Susej
Pronounced susage, sounds like sausage and is used to describe the hardness of the male erection.
Damn my dick be as hard as a “Jesus” right now man!
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Usually in an elementary school class after the teacher says that there is a guest. Best if used in a Catholic school.
Teacher: Today we have a special guest class.
Student; Is it Jesus?
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A person who eats only cow shit for a diet
"WOW! i wouldnt want to be jesus"
"Why is jesus always getting into fights?!"
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