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What soldiers comming back from the Middle East get after having sex there with prostitutes
"Man, I just got back from my second tour and I still can't shake this persian rug burn I got on leave."
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That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.
Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!
Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug
Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
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To try and hide one's fleshly desires and its manifestations by the interjection of discourse in a conversation.
George will no longer under-the-rug-arize his fleshly desire for godless magic cards and will instead focus on falling deeper in lover with God.
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An idiom which means: to hide something, usually embarrassing, from others.
An example of "sweep something under the rug":
I'm not gonna sweep your mess under the rug, do it yourself!
The White House swept the president's scandal under the rug. past tense
The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.
I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.
When someone falls down so drunk it appears that they are sniffing the dining room rug
Erik and Laura were so wasted they fell down and started sniffing the dining room rug
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A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.
-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?
-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!