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(STB) Sammy The Bull.... Minus the snitchin.
You better watch out for the horns of bull and the matador
.. play with the bull you get the horns. Remember (STB) Sammy The Bull girvano story.
A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:
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Sammie Olson rocks
when your are slow at responding to a joke or comment because of lack there of understanding of topic being joked or commented about.
i was pulling a sammi while listening to a story from my friends. i was so lost
A paradox of quantum superposition.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.
Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .
Just a literal bag full of plupped up cocks, in fact the bag is actually made of scrotal tissue and hair.
Man my mom has literally been a bag of sammies all day bro
Someone who loves women who is from Africa. And has retardism