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When you fall asleep while you are doing the sexual position "69"
Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.
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A sheep shagger is a kiwi (new zealander), who for some starnge reason thinks that his scummy nation and is worth mentioning in the same sentence as Australia. They believe that they are better than Australians, one of their biggest mistakes. As an example Kiwis think that there country is wealthier than Australia, when infact Australia's economy dwarves that of theirs. As the name sheep shagger suggests, they are overly friendly with sheep, and is uncommon to find a male kiwi without one in his bedroom. Their low IQ prevents them from recognising Australians as their superiors, and is therefore a right of every Australian, or infact most other nations to beat up on a kiwi whenever seen. A sheep shagger will have a weird pride of its filthy homeland of New Zealand, and believe that their Rugby team is far suiperior to that of Australia's, when infact they can only beat Australia at the game when Australia is rebuilding its side.
Sheep Shagger kiwi: Oi I cannot find me sheep!
Aussie: *Whilst hiding the poor sheep*: Oh dear, I cannot for the life of me seem to find it
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Rolling over on the bed whilst snogging eachother pasionatley
person 1: did u here what they did last nyt??
person 2: nahhh
person 1: they did the sheep shag, started at snoggin and it all moved on
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A beautiful woman who is unique compared to basic white sheep
Marisa is a Black Sheep
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Favourite passtime for Ballymena men.
Sammy's ma: Sammy where you goin. Ur never in this house hey.
Sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside Kentucky Fried Mouse hey.
Sammy's ma: Why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
Sammy: Ma what planet u on then hey. Thars a big sheep shaggin do on thar the night like, hey.
Sammy's ma: Get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
Sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
Sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i'll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.
Q: What do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Ballymena?
A: A leisure centre.
Ballymena chav to his chav mate.
Hey Billy, I gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
Friends reply: What ya call her then Billy hey.
Billy's reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
Friend: how ya chat her up then hey
Billy: Get ur wool aff ya fackan sexy bitch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey
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descriptive phrase to emphasize that the atmosphere is uncomfortably hot, air temperature is too high
It's so freaking hot in here you could breed sheep.
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When a person repeats something they are told first hand, read or listened to on some form of media. That person acts like it is true without the information ever being proven, just repeated over and over again. Even if it kills others and possibly themselves. They may think that they made up the information. The information is beyond questioning or any discussion, because it is true without any proof, other than it was told to them before.
Like sheep, as those around them are killed, they pay no attention and continue to go with the program - without thought or understanding, merely repeat the words or imitate the actions of another fool.
That guy's sheep parroting, he just told me. " You are not patriotic (if you do not completely agree with his thoughts and actions.")
Another example of Sheep Parroting: "You do not love America" ( if you do not repeat what ever I said one must think to be American).
Vote republican because it's good for business. That's the oldest sheep Parroting line in the book.
Unions are bad, for example: teachers have special interests and shouldn't be able to lobby like corporations.
Only a Sheep Parroting fool would think that education is not necessary and corporations need a break.
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