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it means that you, yes you, are a fucking asshole w/ no life, i.e. you blow
bob: wow fucker, you suck
kevin: yeah, i do, don't i?
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A phrase which expresses mild sympathy for the plight of another, while implying greater relief that those circumstances have befallen someone other than the speaker.
The phrase is the American translation of the German 'schadenfreude', which denotes actual pleasure in the suffering of another.
Wow, dude, she gave you herpes? Sucks to be you...
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(Noun). One who acts affectionately toward another so as to excel, usually because he cannot do so on his own merits.
(Verb). To be a suck-up. To suck-up. Sucking-up.
The graduate student was so good at sucking-up that he never had to worry about funding.
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The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.
Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.
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(n) Someone who says nice things which usually aren't true to another person for their own benefit.
Suck-Up- "OMG Alli you are so pretty!" can I borrow your diamond necklace?
alli: "Suck-up..."
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Quit whining, suck it up and drive on. Military slang meaning to just deal with it and quit complaining
suck it up private we have 10 more miles to go!
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a blowjob a gay guy gives a straight friend when the straight friend is really horny and hasn't gotten laid in a long time. surprisingly lots of straight guys don't find it gay to get head from another guy.
my buddy jamie hadn't had sex with his wife in 4 months so i gave him a buddy suck.
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