nagging wife

The thing your cute, sweet, innocent girlfriend turns into after marriage. This is only after 354 nights waiting up alone wondering when you'll be home, 10967 dirty dishes washed, 4 anniversaries forgotten, and 7358 'accidental' glances/stares at other women.

Husband: Why do you have to be such a nagging wife?
Wife: Why can't you take the hint?!

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Wife pleaser

A “wife pleaser” is a sleeveless undershirt. It is commonly used as an alternative to the term “wife beater”

Ryan: I feel like a tank, my pump is really showing in this wife pleaser
Joe: Yeah man you look sick!

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Farmer's Wife

Someone who is married or partner to a Farmer

* receives crumpets*
Thank you Farmer's Wife

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stepford wife

woman who lives to serve husband does washing, ironing, cleaning, etc. with great joy. also has huge orgasms every time during sex and has sex every time her husband commands.

joe: man i wish i had a stepford wife

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white wife

A white married female who fucks black guys on the side.

Ty is banging another White Wife today.

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Marine Wife

The most tenacious and beautifulbrand of bitch you'll ever run across. Don't fuck with them, they will rip your head off.

"Hey, did you see that Marine Wife?"
"Yeah, smokin"
"Too bad they're easily angered, I'd tap that."

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pee wife

A direct translation from the Danish word "Tissekone" meaning "Virgina" the direct translation from Danish to English is "Pee Wife"

'Tisse' meaning Pee and 'Kone' meaning wife

Hey Louise, you have a nice pee wife!

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