kirby has a gun

run

OH NO KIRBY HAS A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raw Hoo-ha

When you're riding a horse with no name, while looking for Vaseline to soothe your Hoo-ha in the desert.

Barbara was riding a horse with no name, in the desert. Her Hoo-ha got so chapped she needed some ointment to sooth her Raw Hoo-ha.

ha got eem

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"

Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM

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he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.

Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.

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cummin-a-yeah-ha!

Originally from "Saving Silverman," feature film starring Jack Black. An utterance from Mr. Black's mouth. Used to describe complete triumph. Often, the last syllable is sustained.

After just having shotgunned a brew-ha-ha: CUMMIN-A-YEAH-HAAAAAAAA!

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has me dead

Something that kills you inside and stresses you out

That movie has me dead it was so bad

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The Eagle Has Landed

The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"

I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!

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