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screaming ab-dabs

illness or ailment where you know something's wrong with you but no one seems to know what the hell it is.

when the doctor looks puzzled and say he's sending you for some tests, the results will be inconclusive, it's probably screaming ab-dabs!

by Maria Bettison November 9, 2005

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Abe Lincoln

V. When one uses their beard in fore-play, in which to tickle the genitalia, top hat optional.

Man, I gave my chick an Abe Lincoln last night...and she is no longer a racist.

by Dread_head08 November 4, 2010

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six-pack abs

Contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT always describe a desirable "tight as a drum" lower torso. It can also refer to the exact opposite bodily-condition, but for very different reasons, depending on the gender of the human under discussion:
(1) Weak flabby below-the-belt muscles on a man which result from his downing too many "six packs" --- i.e., cans of beer.
(2) Equally loose saggy folds that a woman may develop "down there" if she's either had a half-dozen children in rapid succession, or makes it a full-time job to care for a whole "flock" of pint-sized charmers.

I'm not arguing with Ol' Golden Voice regarding the overall message of the early-'80's movie he stars in --- Kenny is indeed 100% correct that "love will turn you around" in some cases, but a gal may suffer "six-pack abs" if she tries for too many little ones --- either giving birth to them herself or adopting a whole flock --- too soon.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018


Scottish Abe Lincoln

A white male, probably Ginger in nature, who lust and yearns for the forbidden fruit of black woman.

Did you hear that Willis went Scottish Abe Lincoln and started dating the black gal

by Billyocean81 October 11, 2016


Uni(fl)ab

A uniform coat of jiggly fat on the abdominal area, which gives the appearance of a massive flabby ab when the body is at rest. Typically achieved by beer guzzling nachos-with-extra-cheese-eating guys.

James: Hey bro, I heard you took a road trip South. How was it?
John: Yah, the fried chicken is epic, look at my uni(fl)ab.

by praisethelord2000 April 17, 2017


False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.

“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”

by robpunzel November 19, 2019


Drayton Valley, AB

A small town in Northern Alberta, Canada. This town is known for its Oilfield workers and Drug addicts. With the schools Holy Trinity Academy, Frank Maddock, St. Anthonys, Christian school, and Evergreen, it is filled with children. And with children, come pedophiles. Roughly, 1 in 10 adults is a pedophile. Be careful, children!

Have you been to Drayton Valley, AB?

by GaySkittleLord November 25, 2021