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illness or ailment where you know something's wrong with you but no one seems to know what the hell it is.
when the doctor looks puzzled and say he's sending you for some tests, the results will be inconclusive, it's probably screaming ab-dabs!
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V. When one uses their beard in fore-play, in which to tickle the genitalia, top hat optional.
Man, I gave my chick an Abe Lincoln last night...and she is no longer a racist.
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A uniform coat of jiggly fat on the abdominal area, which gives the appearance of a massive flabby ab when the body is at rest. Typically achieved by beer guzzling nachos-with-extra-cheese-eating guys.
James: Hey bro, I heard you took a road trip South. How was it?
John: Yah, the fried chicken is epic, look at my uni(fl)ab.
A white male, probably Ginger in nature, who lust and yearns for the forbidden fruit of black woman.
Did you hear that Willis went Scottish Abe Lincoln and started dating the black gal
Contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT always describe a desirable "tight as a drum" lower torso. It can also refer to the exact opposite bodily-condition, but for very different reasons, depending on the gender of the human under discussion:
(1) Weak flabby below-the-belt muscles on a man which result from his downing too many "six packs" --- i.e., cans of beer.
(2) Equally loose saggy folds that a woman may develop "down there" if she's either had a half-dozen children in rapid succession, or makes it a full-time job to care for a whole "flock" of pint-sized charmers.
I'm not arguing with Ol' Golden Voice regarding the overall message of the early-'80's movie he stars in --- Kenny is indeed 100% correct that "love will turn you around" in some cases, but a gal may suffer "six-pack abs" if she tries for too many little ones --- either giving birth to them herself or adopting a whole flock --- too soon.
Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle
Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell
Currently less than a year old.
"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"
"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."
The biggest band kids of ABS. Ver and XV, enough said.
Starting 5: Scroop, Walker, Mikey, GUNDS, Beavis
AYE VER!
Gunds carries ABS meme squad