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When you let Dominic put his throbbing cock in your butt for a good anal session
Dominic was giving anal lessions all night at the party
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When youre taking a shit, you haven't pooped yet, you take some toilet paper and wrap it around your index and middle fingers, and shove them up your ass like a plug while also trying (with maximum effort) to force out the poop. The gas and poo will become so built up in your ass that when you suddenly pull your fingers out of your butt, the poo will rocket out of your ass and splash into the toilet. Upon doing this you may receive a Poseidon's Kiss , but chance of that is minimal if you aim towards the back of the toilet bowl.
"Dude, did you hear that splash from the bathroom?"
"Yeah, John must be doing an anal rocket again..."
"Hey man, why's there water all over the floor?"
"I did the biggest Anal Rocket I've ever seen!"
When your Minecraft experience get a little too sexy; so you insert your dick into the USB port.
Mom I think my dicks stuck again, I was having Minecraft analing.
After a long night of drinking and you have to shit but nothing but a high pressure stream of water comes out of your ass.
Man I woke up in Saturday morning after drinking last night and had a serious anal blow.
A chamber which is located in the rectal region. Usually closely guarded by anal trolls.
Guy 1: Man last night was awesome dirty!
Guy 2: Let me guess, your gf finally put out -_-
Guy 1: No dude, even better!
Guy 2: Ok, so whats better than getting laid?
Guy 1: Well finally after 35 minutes of persuation I finally convinced my gf to let me into her anal chamber.
It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass
Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy
Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday
Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus
Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.