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egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker September 25, 2015


Zombie ant

Something autistic teahers say when trying to teach

Myers: Have you guys seen zombie ant Hugh: yes we match in autism

myers: does you wife also make you sleep in the other room Class:......

by gozlema August 24, 2019


Ant's on a vaganus

When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.

Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.

by David Cuntsuki July 6, 2023


The Ant

The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.

Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.

by IHateAntZ November 8, 2021


the ants

overused and shit meme

guy 1: this apple is full of ants, throw it away
the ants: *angry noises*

by bignigge September 9, 2019


The ants enna

Like the bees knees but for ants

Bro that movie was the ants Enna

by Brazza695 January 17, 2024


ANT HOE

Someone that is a total hoe bag in the game Ants Underground Game. IE Chungy and Breeze.

Dude did you see those Ant Hoes at the party the other night, totally Chungy's and Breeze's

by Nick998 June 6, 2023