Apple Computer

Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.

Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.

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Spicy apple

An onion

These spicy apples taste like onion.

My tinder date complained I tasted like spicy apples.

apple bag

Balls, man sacks

Jake grabbed me so i kicked him in the apple bag!

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Apple Pay

Apple Pay is used by the "tech savvy". People who have Apple Pay are likely to have the most up-to-date iPhone model, an Apple Watch, and Airpods.

Nobody:
People with Apple Pay: I am going to use Apple Pay.

Apple Twisting

when you smoke apple weed and have sex

Dude have you tried apple twisting?

Apple Cider

A more recent drug related slang term for acid, officially known as LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide).

AppleCider
A-----CID--

Whoa, this is some of the strongest apple cider I've had in a while dude!

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Apple Hipster

Someone who is so obsessed with Apple, and Steve Jobs, they can't even fathom rational thought or logical observations. A borderline retard.

Apple Hipster: "The iPhone is awesome because it doesn't have Flash!"

Person: "Why is that?"

Apple Hipster: "Steve Jobs says HTML5 will be better than everything!"

Person: "Do you even know what Flash is?"

Apple Hipster: "Something Steve Jobs says I shouldn't like! I hate it!"

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