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The absolute pinnacle of the most awesome something can possibly be.
"He just did a backflip through fire onto a bed of nails on top of an elephant. Riding a spaceship with a beard doing loops through a black hole."
"That's megatits awesome. "
"That's what...?"
"..nevermind.."
What is both crazy and awesome? This. When someone's wild, impossible antics in a TV show would end with them being placed in the funny farm, but instead ends with them becoming incredibly endearing within the hearts of the viewer simply because...it's crazy and awesome.
This can also apply to going beyond the impossible and breaking the laws of reality (Have you seen a tap-dancing Paperclip? Neither have I, but it matches the criteria.)
Visualized, Crazy awesome would be a bear with a cigarette, wearing a bandanna, wielding an AK-47, arms raised prepared to maul an innocent bystander whilst surfing on the back of a Great White Shark.
Comes with praise, happiness, and the occasional lulz
Pillow fights: Man vs. woman, fun; Man vs. man, gay; Woman vs. woman, sexy; Man vs. Pillow, crazy; Pillow vs. Pillow, Crazy Awesome.
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When 3 men standing in a triangle hold the penis of the man to their right and also his arm. When the other two assume this position it forms a blossom shape when viewed from above. Finally, all three move their arms simultaneously in a rapid side to side motion.
The Awesome Blossom is the Wesley Snipes of Dutch Rudders
David: "Jake and Nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night."
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To be said or shouted when somthing/some one is is better than awesome, so much so that said item could well be compared to that oh so special variety of canned awesomness.
all canned awesomness comes in cans with ringpulls, as not everyone carries a can opener with them.
Created by El Tom of Barton
Wow, that was awesome in a can!
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No you're not, dude don't lie!
"Motherfucker I'm awesome!"
"No you're not, dude don't lie."
"I'm awesome!"
"Driving 'round in your mom's ride."
"I'm awesome!"
" A quarter of your life gone by, and you met all your friends online."
"I'm awesome."
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adj. The words to be used when no other describing word will do. Powerful awesome things include cake, alcohol, football, and physics.
If anyone in a social situation describes you as powerful awesome you can immediately assume they are coming on to you. Be careful using this term in a single sex environment, unless you want some homo-action.
Powerul awesome is a term that has been used at many historical events: in 1066 at the Battle of Hastings, William heard of Harolds death and proclaimed 'I'm going to be a powerful awesome King'; on VE-day, Hitler was heard to say 'Ich bin nicht powerful awesome - argh!' which is German for 'the allied forces are too powerful awesome for me - argh'; in 1969 Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon and declared 'Houston, the moon is powerful awesome'; and recently I had a really nice bit of Chocolate pudding and said 'Mum, this cake is powerful awesome'.
Never use the term 'powerful awesome' in prison.
Jake: 'Mike just called you powerful awesome'
Phon: 'Poof!'
Grizzly Adams: 'How powerful awesome is this shelter I've produced!'
Mother Nature: '-'
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The perfect accompaniment for Cool Beans
Ben: See at the gig then.
Dave: Cool beans.
Ben: Awesome sauce.
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