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Ape Bacon

The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.

Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.

by bostonjerk July 1, 2012


Bacon Snake

A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.

I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.

by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021


bacon cleanse

A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.

When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}

by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017


Bacon Smile

After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.

John: I heard you got post-sex head last night, right on!
Adam: No, i just gave her a bacon smile.

by Goodlum December 6, 2010

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Bitch Bacon

1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.

2. A penis reserved for thicker women.

1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!

2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!

by assman8407 August 13, 2010


Bacon Haze

The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.

Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast

by Biff2011 January 28, 2011


bacon baller

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.

Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017