After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.
John: I heard you got post-sex head last night, right on!
Adam: No, i just gave her a bacon smile.
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1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.
2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!
2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
To Smoke Marijuana (Get Baked) & Converse (Dish) With Participants on Today's Hot Topics. Originally Spoken "Bake N Dish".
Hey, I've Had A Terrible Week. Do You Wanna Come Over To, "Bacon Dish"?
pronounced bake N' wake.
similar to wake N' bake.
but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.
As i was falling asleep, all i could think about was the morning bacon' wake.
Adjective Braw
A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,
Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers
The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.
At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'
e.g. Wha'ssssss Crackin' Muh'lickinnnnn Bacon Chaser
the term refering to the ashtray in party cirlces, commonly in belfast