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My butthole is having spasms
I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole
Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.
Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker
A ho that's white. Black dudes call 'em bald head cuz they ain't got dreads like them.
I see some bald head hoes...shit, let's get some brain
Bald head hoes, I see some bald head hoes, shit son I see some bald head hoes
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Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.
Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"
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B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.
It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.
Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
Jimmy, you bald headed psycho bitch, quit pissing me by slurping those slurpies.
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to masterbate
Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.
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instead of the un-so popular your mom insult.
person one- yer mom!
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.
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