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in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!
Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex
Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.
Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker
A ho that's white. Black dudes call 'em bald head cuz they ain't got dreads like them.
I see some bald head hoes...shit, let's get some brain
Bald head hoes, I see some bald head hoes, shit son I see some bald head hoes
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Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.
Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"
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B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.
It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.
Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
Jimmy, you bald headed psycho bitch, quit pissing me by slurping those slurpies.
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to masterbate
Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.
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instead of the un-so popular your mom insult.
person one- yer mom!
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.
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