Person that has sores on there elbows from sitting at that bar to long.
"Hey dude whats up with your elbows did you fall? No dude its just Bar-Bow's."
"Dude Chris has been at the bar for hours, he so has Bar-Bow's."
a deformed fudgesicle...
lynn move that doodoo bar out of the camera shot...
when u have good rapping skills
yo man danny's got mad bars
fuckk i know
barscan. its new word for a Cougar stalking the meatmarket, Only, to check-out hot young guys.
checkin the top. checkin the middle. and checkin the bottom. "Bar Scan"
Flower sold in bar by a traveling, strung out gypsy type female who looks like sleep has not graced her face for days. The rose comes in multiple colors, and sometimes even plastic light up versions are available (happy day!). Depending on the level of intoxication of the customer and the scarcity of the flower they may cost anywhere from $3-$20 USD. This particular flower thrives on cigarette smoke and alcohol, and once removed from the bar environment quickly loses its' luster and wilts into death.
These roses are purchased by highly intoxicated males attempting to score points with a lucky (or unlucky) lady. There exists a belief in the male bar culture that once a female receives this flower her panties will automatically drop. This may or may not be true.
Male 1:
Hey John, check out that hot chick. You think if I buy her a bar rose she will talk to me?
Male 2:
It's a sure thing. If it didn't work, then why would that gypsy chick even sell them to us?
Male 1:
Of course!
A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.
Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!
When you're on a road trip and you need some help going the distance, pull over for gas, run inside, grab some beers, snacks, and hit the restroom so you can pop some tops. 70 miles to go suddenly seems like a breeze.
How was your trip? Good! I only had to convenient bar twice!