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the staring bear

When a hairy man is going at it with a girl, and she prematurely runs away, and he finishes while staring his male best friend in the face.

Man, I gave Jj the staring bear last night!

by starrrfire January 6, 2012


Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.

Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.

by UncleHotDog July 18, 2020


squirty bears

Diarrhea

Joseph ate at Olive Garden and then had the squirty bears super bad.

by John Barleycorn August 1, 2008


Tucker Beared

To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.

He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.

by Plaid-man November 3, 2009


Cinnamon Bear

Large Ginger Man that likes to drink Fireball Whiskey.

Cinnamon Bear went from zero to hammered... only took half gallon of Fireball this time.

by Palv January 15, 2015


Drowning Bear

A large hairy, man that perspires heavily.

I hate hugging drowning bears, they feel so warm and moist.

by Granpabear March 9, 2009


bear boner

A fat ass cock

That guy had a bear boner

by RetroGaming January 11, 2018