Beat Jackin'

The art of beating off too a truly bumping beat. Anything works except country music.

Hey man, did you pick up that dope new Birdy Nam Nam album?" "Yea man, I was Beat Jackin' to dat all night." "I felt them vibes.

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monkey beat

verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.

Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.

"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"

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Beat curve

A penis when erect forms a curve known as a beat curve attributed to chronic masturbation in the direction of the curve .

Chicks love the beat curve and the way it veers off in their snatch so ergonomically tearing that one side up .

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Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

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pinger beats

The term used to describe the dance, techno and/or house music favoured by those club(or party)goers who are on pingers.

Mannn, these pinger beats are off the hook.

Don't you hate it when the turn the pinger beats on.

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beating the meat

masturbating

Yeah man so i just in the shower beating the meat.

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Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.

Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!

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