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Two individuals who happen to have slept with the same person. Prevelant in the straight community, rampant in the gay.
Mike and Brian discovered in conversation that they have both slept with __________ (insert name here). Mike and Brian are "bed cousins".
The mixture of a girls vaginal discharge and anal butter, blended up by the pounding of a males penis, as it leaked onto the bed like sap from a tree
"Charmaine let the bed-sap drip out of you onto my leg"
1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy
"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."
A great way to get dark. Just get into a nice capsule and come out dark. This process can take 8-30 minutes.
I need a tan for homecoming..Im going to the tanning salon
someone who shits the damn bed....
"doood that heroin addict just shit the bed"
"yeah... hes a fucking bed shitter."
when someone gets extremely intoxicated to the point that it leads to stupid random acts. Similar to gong show buy on a individual level
Joe: matt thats your 4th keg stand
Matt: O man i have no idea whats going on
Joe: You sir need to "get to bed"!
/əˈnɔɪɪŋ bɛd/
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noun: annoying bed; plural noun: annoying beds
a bed which tries its absolute hardest to not let you sleep
Similar: (bad idea)
Man, is that an annoying bed!