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Used by illiterate teenagers that can’t speak English properly.
I been have this on for long time
Term to use around the Elderly to describe a female liking a female.
Grandma: So is your cousin okay with you liking boys.
Grandson: Yes, Grandma she takes up for me.
Grandma: Now why would she do that?
Grandson: I don't know she just understands I guess.
Gradma: Is she a Lez-been?
When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)
B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!
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manipulation of the f1 wdc caught in 4k
UNDER-FIRE race director Michael Masi appeared to break precedent with HIMSELF in his controversial safety car call at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. The F1 supremo summoned the safety car after Williams driver Nicholas Latifi crashed into a wall with six laps remaining at the season-ending finale. this has been manipulated man
The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the
prankster.
Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't
the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."
YOU'VE BEEN DANKED
Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!
Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!
Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!
A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!
Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!
Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!
Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!
Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!
A shitty way to prevent embarrassment from telling a story horribly and getting a poor reaction. Usually aggravates the hell out of me.
"And then he goes to motorboat her-Ya know what, you should've been there!"