Buck tooth betty

1) A butt ugly cocktail waitress.

2) When you force your sister to give you head.

1) *sharp whistle* "Hey Buck Tooth Betty.... WHERE the FUCK is my coffee?"

2) "Damn sis... you sho is purty"

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Betty Boop Bop (BBB)

This is an expression one can use when they want to be random, playful, mischievous, mysterious, or funny. One usually says this when they have nothing left to say, especially through text. One can also send/say this as an opener when they have now idea how to start a conversation.

Person 1: Betty boop bop (BBB)
Person 2: Come again?
Person 1: Exactly.... BBB
Person 2: uhhhh??
Person 1: Betty boop bop!
Person 2: Bye then

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Ernie got Betty down fast.

a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.

I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.

Betty Palmer and her 5 sisters

Betty Palmer- is the palm of your hand...
and 5 sisters means your 5 fingers...

I going out with Betty Palmer and her 5 sisters...
Dude...your lucky...
all I have is my right hand...

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Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster

It's when your fucking a girl from behind when she is on all fours. Then you stick a hot dog in her ass at the same time pulling your penis out of her vagina, then cramming your penis down her throat. She will instinctively gag thus shooting the hot dog out of her ass into the awaiting hot dog bun.

While having sex with my girlfriend I became hungry. Soon she thougt she was being DP'd. To her suprise she was just used as a Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster.

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FOB (Future Other Betty)

FOB (Future Other Betty):

1 - Reference to the new model wife/wives of Don Draper on Mad Men.

2 - Applied when a man picks a subsequent mate that is just as damaged as the first, thus repeating behavior pattern that will make a successful long-lasting pairing virtually impossible.

FOBs tend towards pretty on the outside...with a side of viciousness that makes one cringe. And in the case of Mad Men, yell at the television. In real life, avoidance is the preferred method of dealing with a FOB.

I certainly hope Megan doesn't turn out to be a FOB (future other Betty).

Poor Brian, he can't see she's a FOB. How many times does he have to make the same mistake?

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What in alabama betty bitch tarnation

you can use this phrase in EVERY situation!

Here's an example:

*A bird shits on your car in the middle of a desert"
You: "What in alabama betty bitch tarnation"

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