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loss of night vision by using an elecronic device with a backlight in an otherwise dark area
I was listening to my iPod last night, but it gave me a serious case of backlight blindness.
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the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.
Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"
Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"
Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"
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The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.
Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller
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Typing without looking at the keys.
"His new secretary has the blind touch & she's fast about it too."
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The eye with no optical function. Namely the sphincter
Today I saw a plumbers blind eye, and he winked at me.
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Intoxicated, drugged or under the influence of mind altering substances causing females to have sexual intercourse and/or relations with below average male or females.
Drinking too much alcohol caused her to have a blind vagina, resulting in a below average shag for the night.
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A sub-par, completely unoriginal "punk" band from Texas. Though they're somewhat talented musically, their music is extremely generic. Their primary fan base is teenage girls.
"OMG barely blind!!!! ahhhhh!!!" ~14 year old takes a picture with her phone~
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