Jesus Bob

An emphatic interjection made when an off-handed sinister or perverse remark, often involving one's mom, leads to a cascade of incremental sarcastic wit that terminates with someone taking it way too far and getting graphically specific. The other participant in this cascade is left speechless, with the exception of the phrase: "Jesus Bob."

Paul: "...that's what she said."

Bob: "Who, you're mom? Yeah she says that to me all the time."

Paul: "Well the only words I get from your mom are groans."

Bob: "Well I fisted your mom in the ass while your dad asphyxiated himself in a gimp suit and jacked off!"

Paul: "Jesus Bob...."

penis bob

Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.

- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.

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Spunch bob

Who broke spunchlons heart bruh???

"Nooooo! they got spunch bob yellin."

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Bob the Almighty

Bob the Almighty is a very well-respected god. To please him, read the Boble and climb the 69-block tall wall.

“Oh Bob the Almighty, please accept me as your servant!” The book of Hel, Boble.

Bob Ross

The recreation of Jesus.
Jesus that left us to the new world with disappointment in 1994.

Man, that Bob Ross looked like that one hella thicc boi, Jesus

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Bob Ross

MOTHERFUCKING GOD. HE IS MY JESUS.

what is your religion ?
Me : BobRosstic
how ?
Me: Bob Ross is god

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Bob Weir

The rhythm guitarist for the Grateful Dead. Often overlooked because of Jerry Garcia's amazing lead guitar work, but still a talented player and a fundamental part of the Dead's sound.

Bob Weir has an upbeat country-sounding voice and sang Dead songs like "Mexicali Blues", "Sugar Magnolia" and "One More Saturday Night"

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