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A delay in reaction time causing one to resemble a high latency video-game character. It is often accompanied by a distorted perception of time, short term memory loss, extreme clumsiness, and loss of depth perception.
Body lag is generally the product of Alcohol and/or lack of sleep.
"I had to get up at three in the morning on one hour of sleep, my body lag was so bad that I ran into my bedroom door on the way out after I thought I had opened it."
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A card game invented by Beatrice Middleton. Mostly played over the phone, but can also be played with cards. Two decks of cards are needed for this game. Played much like normal poker except using the parts of the body instead of chips to make bets with. Whoever has the most 'body' at the end of the game wins. So, next time you're looking for some fun - get a bunch of your granny friends together and play some Body Poker. You will love it! Beatrice Middleton Approved!!
Beatrice: Hey Flo, you up for a game tonight? What do you think, maybe Body Poker?
Flo: (whooping!) Bring it on, Beatrice! Bring it on! Two body draw, kidneys wild!
(A knock at the door)
Hec: Hey girls, what's going on? Whoah, do I smell Body Poker going on? Deal me in, grannies!
Flo: Okay, you're up. I'll be you two kidneys against one heart.
Beatrice: I'll see your bet and raise you some Spider Veins! My blue babies!
Hec: (growling) Well, throw in an arthritic knee and its a deal!
(Laughing from the next room)
Morris: (talking to Midge) What are they doing in there? Are they doing that Body Poker stuff again?
Midge: Sure, they love to play it. You know, when you get old your body falls apart.
Morrs: Well, maybe they should deal me up. I'll go ask them.
Hec: (hearing Morris from the other room) Sure! I'll raise you a stiff back. You're in!
(Everyone starts laughing)
Beatrice: Pay up, sonny! I'll raise you a whole body for just your back!
Morris: Rock on, Body Poker is the newest Blackjack!
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A large long pillow single people like to have to make them feel happier.
Person 1. Dude I just saw my friend hanging out with this girl. I’m so lonely
Person 2. Bro. Just buy a body pillow. It will solve all your problems.
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The act of targeting someones body with your eyes when the sexual power is so strong. The power is incredible to the point where your eyes will not move and your mind will go blank.
Jeremy: Hey Bryan.
*Bryan doesn't respond*
Jeremy: Wants wrong with him?
Karly: Oh, he is body locking onto Irene right now.
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when a guy used to work out but he is entering his thirties and you can see the fat start to form on top of the muscule.
Josh started to get an adult body when he turned 28 so I had to break up with him.
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A high ticket priced fully loaded foreign sport utility automobile that has a minimum chassis length of 112" with a ground clearance of at least 9" equipped with all wheel drive and terrain adjustable air suspension.
Oh he just purchased the new Range Rover but its not the sport Its a big body(HSE). "Big Body Benz" aka a fully loaded G wagon.
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It is Fat Girl
lets go to the buffet and find us a wide body
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