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When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.
Can I go to the store with you to get sour crout? No. That's some booty bullshit
When life decides to throw you a bone.
Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
Being fake or using someone and the crap we buy in life.
I can't believe that mother fucker was just using me this whole time! Everything was just bullshit and bobbles to his ass!
Ting or outcome that is hard to comprehend
"Bullshit. A Highquality-Bullshit "-Gary Anderson at 2018 PDC World Champion
1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.
2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.
1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"
Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"
2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"
Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"
A daily problem which is similar to a "running gag" but never made you laugh : finding the right charger for your laptop, remember an old password, repairing the leaking toilet... Used as syntagm, adjective or interjection.
"Damn! I forgot my running bullshit pass in my jacket!"
This is when an iPhone turns off unexpectedly and unreasonably
Guy 1- “My iphone was at 70% and it died.”
Guy 2- “iphone bullshit.”