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Felonious bullshit

Bullshit so bad it rises to the level of a felony.

Man that was some felonious bullshit that guy just said!

by Exdink April 7, 2017


hopeful bullshit

An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.

The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.

by LostFido February 10, 2018


booty bullshit

When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.

Can I go to the store with you to get sour crout? No. That's some booty bullshit

by Mikahraelolol April 13, 2018


Bullshit Tax

When life decides to throw you a bone.

Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.

From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.

Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.

Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".

Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.

Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".

by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020


Bullshit Banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.

Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.

by Government Glasses November 10, 2020


bullshit banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.

Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.

by Government Glasses November 10, 2020


what the bullshit

What the bullshit

Jim said he likes to eat dog poop. I said "what the bullshit (in Indian accent)."

by dude77739 August 28, 2017