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An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.
The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.
When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.
Can I go to the store with you to get sour crout? No. That's some booty bullshit
When life decides to throw you a bone.
Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
Being fake or using someone and the crap we buy in life.
I can't believe that mother fucker was just using me this whole time! Everything was just bullshit and bobbles to his ass!
1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.
2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.
1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"
Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"
2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"
Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"
This is when an iPhone turns off unexpectedly and unreasonably
Guy 1- “My iphone was at 70% and it died.”
Guy 2- “iphone bullshit.”
Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.
Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.
"Hey Dave my bullshit detectors tells me your talkin a load of shit."
That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.