Butthole week is when your wife or girlfriend is on the rag so you get the Butthole
Brandy is on the rag this week so I guess its Butthole week
An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.
I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄
Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.
Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.
When your shit is on the verge of coming out of your butt.
My dog has a percolating butthole, i can see the poop coming out.
The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.
Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.
The brown watery sweat that builds up on ones butthole on a hot day.
Dude it's so hot out, my butthole gravy is definitely going to stain my drawers.
When you split your asshole like a plutonium atom
"The energy of the future is butthole fission"