Announcing to someone that you need to poop.
A post on Reddit in the TIFU reddit on 5th august 2019 titled "TIFU by not paying attention to my wifes bathroom usage." is the origin of this term.
I need to buy bananas
22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.
“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”
When some chavvy fuckwit that thinks he’s cool advertises his usually wank fiesta or corsa and begs people to buy it hence “someone do a buy”
Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.
Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has
Buying cookies means you are simp and that you might post pone hanging with the boys to go buy cookies
Jesus is buying cookies and Sam is struggling to be his friend after he did that cause they were suppose to play rocket league
Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional
Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today
a day where you buy a lego set
have you gotten your lego set? ITS NATIONAL BUY A LEGO SET DAY!