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Canada Goose

A loose, promiscuous woman of the North Woods who is known for sexual prowess amongst current and former logging towns.

Dude, our boy Ronnie totally bagged a Canada Goose last night. I hope that he had a license for that....

by Clearly Opaque July 1, 2011

59๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canada Post

ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the Canadian public out of their money as a hidden government tax. Additionally, the Management employed are mentally and emotionally impaired with as much interpersonal relationship skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees* in how they treat CUPW members they don't like.

ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the people of Canada out of their money as a hidden tax. Additionally, the Management they employ are as dumb as high school drop outs with as much interpersonal relation skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of idiotic brain dead filth who are closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees*

by Spider Man 2012 January 5, 2012

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Downtown Canada

An alternative name for a city of Toronto (in Canada), which was originally renamed by @tavajiia (aka Mrs.Downtown Canada ๐Ÿ’…)on Twitter

Later the name was memed over by some Toronto-based Instagram accounts such as @6ixbuzz and etc.

Fam1: "Wagwan fam, hou wus the flight from the 6ix??"
Fam2: "whats the 6ix fam?"
Fam1: "Y'know, Torono"
Fam2: "Hell nah bruv issa Downtown Canada now"
Fam1: "Oh ya my bud"

by MishaMykha September 29, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canada-ing

When you buy a bottle of maple syrup shaped as a maple leaf, keep the receipt, proceed to cover said receipt in maple syrup and stick it on someones forehead. Then smash the bottle over their head.

-BRO, I spun a mans headtop with a Canada slam.
-Man...You know Canada-ing is illegal. We live in Nunavut.

by Grand Slam Canada King Kong November 20, 2018


Canada Goose

Also known as a cobra chicken, these are some of the most annoying, hostile creatures you will ever encounter. Also they poop everywhere.

Since the dawn of the 21st century the Canada Goose has more frequently been referred to as a cobra chicken.

by Wizard of wackiness June 11, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


That's sooo Canada

When an object, person or concept can be described as the following: indie, fresh, crisp, specimen-esque, bangin, tan, hip, chill or anything that can live up to the sheer and utter skill of pulling off a bandanna and aviators.

#1 "dayummm...look at the tan on that bitch!"
"man- I'm so jealous, she is sooo Canada."

#2 "So I met this girl last night at a totally indie awesome concert!"
"Yeah? Did you bang her?!"
"Well of course, she was sooo Canada what did you expect me to do?!"

#3 "OH MY GWAD. Check out that guys abs, and his face! He looks like a leather couch."
"That's sooo Canada."

by TheIndieKids January 15, 2010

315๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canada Day

1.The day of when Canadian's celebrate their heritage.
-The holiday which everyone forgot to define.

Canada Day is t3h 1337 haxxor.

by I AM Canadian! July 25, 2004

95๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž