When a man pulls his scrotum out in front of him and makes a canoe and his girl drinks a shot of iti
Stephanie loved taking shots off of Steve's skin canoe
An older woman that has lost partial control of her bladder and other bodily functions.
Poor Janice, after having 3 kids she’s become a bit of a leaky canoe. Now she buys depends in bulk at Costco.
When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.
Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.
Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!
A canoe constructed of gouches
Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe
someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.
someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
Julia is a roof canoe at cooking