The person with the absolute B I G G E S T dong like humongous and can pull any chick all while eating pussy
Person: hey man!
Carlos Wong: *eating pussy noises*
The Mexican who lost his car.
Did you hear what happened to Carlos Coronado? I heard he lost his car again. I guess you can call him Car-Loss!
When you see Carlos in the hall or at a place all you want to say is Gyat.
"GYAT I WANT HIS GYAT I WANT CARLOS GYAT"
A salty Carlos
A salty Carlos is a hamaphrodites genital secretion covered over a Monte Carlo biscuit and injested through the bum hole
We bought heaps of salty Carlos’ at the all male brothel and “ate” them all in one day
The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.
He is a man that is good looking that will most likely to get a tattoo and is very respected but not popular he will look ugly and short but will turn into the man of your dreams.
OMG he looks like a sexy carlos munoz