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Seattle, WA
Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy
"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"
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a dude with a mustache eating out a girl
bobs stash was a good carpet cleaner
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a carpet urinater
a urinater on inappropriate surfaces
one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet
poomouf is a carpet squatter
koybinatoy likes carpet squatters
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When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.
"Damn man I knew I shouldn't have messed with that Christmas cunt, I ended up with Carpet Burn."
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A person who is laying down whole day on the living room floor with no use,jobless,often getting wasted or watching tv
Briony laid down whole day as a carpet snake.
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When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.
1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
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When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.
Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.
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